Alright, biotches. Here’s the 411:
I just took a nap and it lasted way too long. I told a friend about how shitty I feel right now and he told me to take more iron. What I wanted to say was “fuck you! you tore my heart out with your bare hands” but I what I said was “I’ll buy some vitamins the next time I go to the store”
I posted another video on my youtube channel so if you guys could go watch that, I would love you forever and give you sexual favors.
I need someone to cuddle with so if anyone who is trying to cuddle a emotionally unavailable bearded man, apply here.